Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Pop Quiz!

Hi my name is Grant and I'd like you to take a pop quiz!

1st question: How long can you squeeze a kitten before it passes out?

2nd question: What do all little girls want do with baby ducks?

3rd question: What do all chubby boys want to do with ducks?...

(hint notice the bag of crackers and the duck's expression of "I think I'm gonna throw up...")

4th question: From the below photo deduce who will soil the water first...

Here is the neighbor's backyard, Zack was earning money by planting and I helped weld the pool fence. I told the men to take over because I was lighting the paint on fire which is a big no no for Kaden to be breathing in....


Question 5: Using the above scale rate my weld in comparison to the men's welds....

Me:

the Men:

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! uh er...

...ok I feel rotten...

But not rotten enough to take it off my blog.............
:)
Oh, by the way YOU PASSED the test
(no animals were harmed in the making of the test... I think....)

4 comments:

ba and the boys said...

your kids are so lucky to have farm animals all over the place! maybe one of those cats is a lazer cat! im sure grant will try to make them shoot.

Anonymous said...

I am so jealous of the backyard makeover I need one of those! and I wanna duck too..... Glad you're feeling better today. And the welding well what can anyone say but that you ROCK! and the welding was beautiful too :)

Trisha & Robert Wright said...

You have the only blog where I can be reading it and Robert has to come check it out because he hears me laugh out loud.
I love the welding test. It's that Colvin pride that makes me think "ha ha ha, my family really is cooler than other people."

roseanne said...

I dunno about our family being cooler but we for sure are weirder than most. Who but our family uses thier pets as both fun and year supply items? Who but our family takes pride in welding and backing in trailers, or fixing something under the hood by our selves? Ahh red necks at heart....