You want Oddness... you can't handle the Oddness!

Check out that shirt... classic Tres shirt...

anyhoo,

My kids tell me random things daily. I used o write them down once in a great while but I just started back up on their journals and as usual just today alone we had much to write about.

More random oddness from my kids:

Abby:

(Abigail is known for her made up songs, one of them being Naa naa naa you’re married!
As Zack come up to her singing the song Abigail replies:)
I can’t sing that right now it’s not back from a vacation!

Daddy guess what, When I eat mustard it makes me dance!



Mom, why did that guy sing he had a funny red sheep? (That's funny red sheet honey, the song is about superman...)




Mom, Thanks for letting me take a bath! (You're welcome?)

Mom, I had a dream that a sea monster was attacking Grant!
Sea monsters are real, yup they are really real.
I saw a kid on tv who really saw a sea monster. (What?) It ate the two kids. (What??)
What is a locked nest sea monster? (You mean The Lock Ness Monster?)

No, I mean a long necked sea monster, it had those 2 horns!


Grant's Turn:

*Urgently*

Mom, The tooters! The tooters!

The Kaden Waden Jaden wants ya!

The Kaden bottom Juniors wants a bath!!

Mom!!! Get the Tooters!



Mom, when I was a little baby I peed in your stom...

Mom, when I was a little baby I peed in your tomm... body.

I love you! (I love you too!)

I love you the most mommy! I love you the most!

(You love me? How much?)

two

(Ok)







*another time, Frantically running to find me in the kitchen*



Mom, Mom! Call a number on a screen!
(What?) Mom you got to feed your animals!
(What animals?) Like Corn Wallace or a cat.
(We don’t have a cat and I don't want to get one.) I don’t like cats too cause there stinky. Well, Grandma has cats.
Call a number on a screen and you can save like a doggie or a catty.

*Leaning over to the dog*, "Cornwallace I can save you and give you food!"
(Ok Grant, I’d better go write this down…)
Call 9 2 mom!
(ok!)



Now for the sad story but kind of funny especially since everyone was laughing so much...

(Just fyi: Tres and Zack both laugh when they are in pain sometimes for some weird reason.)

Zack's Attack:

I'm cutting Zack's hair today. It's just something I like to do. We are laughing and Zack's chatting with me about the Cardinals and the Stealers and about something called "a terrible towel."



Zack decides to take his towel off, His second mistake.... (the 1st was letting me cut his hair for those of you who can't read between the lines.)



Then he changes the subject to, "Remember the story Dad told about the barber girl who cut off his ear?" Tres as a kid was taken into a barber school for a cheep hair cut and scarred the barber gal for life as she accidentally cut into his ear. Tres said she was really freaking out!

BUT- Just as we are relating this story, what do I do? Chop Zack's ear in the same exact way!!

He laughed and cried at the same time as I tried to rub away the pain. Bonnie came by and told Zack that he was really brave to let me cut his hair because she wouldn't let me cut her hair to save her life. (a point soon to be illustrated...)



Just then the garbage fell over and as I try to pick it back up Zack's towel-less back accidentally gets poked by the scissors in my hand. (No blood but ouchie....)

Zack just starts laughing more in his pain and says,

"You really are the worst barber on this earth!"