I'm allergic to kindergarteners.....how 'bout you?

Today Abigail came home from Kindergarten and said:

"My teacher says she's allergic to cats.

I'm allergic to:

Mountain Lions, Sharks, Tigers, Lions, Dinosaurs, and "Laughing Hy-leenas". That's what I'm allergic to. Everyone is allergic to sharks, Everyone on this earth."

So I say, "What happens if you run into something your allergic to?"

She says, "You die."

I explain that if your allergic it mostly means you sneeze a lot. So I ask, "Do you sneeze when you see a lion at the zoo?"

She says, "No"

I say, "Then are you allergic to lions?"

She says, "Yup"

How can you argue with that logic?