Funny Girl

So Abigail does a daily journal entry with me in preschool. It consists of her telling me a story and I write it down. Then she traces over the words and thus gets used to writing and word recognition. I was looking over some of the entries this year and laughing, so I put them here for your enjoyment. (ps. we have learned that some of the time "Mommy pony" is mentioned she is talking about me without me knowing...) Hopefully you won't just think she's insane.

Hello she's a 4 year old with a very ACTIVE imagination.....

Oct. 24th

My pumpkin is alive and it's nice. I cut my pumpkin and it's not alive.

You get the seeds out and it's YUCKY!

Sept 7th

Mean mommy pony is of Zombies. She is good to her babies with milk and sisters don't drink. They drink rivers.

Sept 10th

Mean mommy pony kills Zombies. She bites bad guys.

She is good to her babies with milk.

Nov. 2nd

When I run and my mommy pony bites Corny he says, "Aarf."

And she turns into a nice dragon.

Nov. 13th

My mom just loves me and my Indian loves me and we just run around.

On Christmas Day I will set him free.

Dec. 17th

I love Santa Claus. He loves me & brings me presents. He says HO HO HO.

His reindeer talk and fart but I love to hug them.

Jan. 10th

We are going on a plane and we will go with our clothes & our jacket.

We gotta be good and nice when you sit on a plane with a drink.

Feb 6th

Some people live in California. Kids in Africa have no toys. And then they did have toys when they wanted toys and we gave it to them.

Feb. 14th

Mommy pony goes to Valentine's Day, and then she walks to Valentine's day with the Indians. The Indians took her out of their land.

Feb. 21st

Mommy pony went to Easter and she was sweating and getting filthy and she loves to go filthy but she doesn't like her car dirty.

;-)