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Would you like to have your toddler make spiders, bats, monsters and ghosts?Or even slave away making bread for you?

Then join Roseanne's Preschool for the Culinary Arts and Crafts! We are sure your little one will be so happy to attend that they will glow from excitement!!

"How Do I join?" Well, it's simple just send your kid in a crate along with 26 easy installments of $19.95 and as a bonus we'll give away one free class to older siblings on how to make birdnests from food that taste so good he'll never eat another veggie again.

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