Saturday, May 05, 2007

Oh dignity where art thou...

I'm sure it comes as no shock to you when I state that my kids are "CRAZY" , probably because most kids are, so it goes without saying. BUT when I say my kids are crazy it's to that ridiculous level of weirdness that freaks people out. Like yesterday when they decided the newest fashion was "pants on head" people say that's normal.
But when I'm telling Zack about other non-christian religions he perks up and states that "Foolish" was a religion, (he says "ya know the foolish man build his house upon the sand...") then you realize my kids are intuitively off the beaten path.
Well Grant I guess felt he should go the extra mile with the below picture. Because I have faced this dilemma many times I felt the wisdom should be shared.
Yes that is a real poo diaper, and yes there is a special consolation prize inside. In the middle slathered with copious amount of brown is a nice blue hot wheel car. My eyes bulged out my intelligence reduced to;"You didn't eat this did you?"
I am not sure. SAD!
Quite the conundrum.
Sadly the question of why a nearly 2 year old would want to eat a car never enters your mind!
Well, I conclusively determined that he put the car in the diaper first then pooped on it because there was no poo in the wheel base.
Please tell me I have some dignity left... ;(

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