You want more? Oh I'll give ya more....

Being a mother of 5 active kids has it's rewards, challenges and it's funny moments. Bonnie called me up and as we talked she mentioned that she misses all the funny posts I used to do .More often than not my day is filled with so much go go go that I never get to post the funny daily stuff anymore.

So here's a post dedicated to the silly goofy life I lead!

Here's what I did when I had to change a nuclear diaper in my car and I didn't want it to touch ANYTHING till I found a dumpster. What to do? How about this, I call it the WindowWallah! My Dad was laughing so hard he said we had to take a picture of it.

What happens when I go to the bathroom... I come back out to see that Kaden has poured him and Melody 2 mountainous plates of Cheeze-its...nothing quite out of the ordinary on that except...What 1 1/2 year old do you know who would first get plates....ahhh I love that kid!

Another Grantism:

MOM, I had a funny dream and a sad dream "wolven" together.

Grant: Mom, I'm going to barf...(runs to bathroom, comes back out 2 minutes later) Mom, I want to go swimming and eat pizza.

Me: Didn't you just barf?

Grant: yup, I'm all better now.

Here's a video of Melody as she decided to make a slip n slide while Mommy was cooking dinner....

Zack while we are meeting a new neighbor for the first time:

"I keep telling my mom should have more kids."

--->SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Now we come to my favorite...I call it "Messin' with Jacob"!!

It all started when My Dad had to burp. That sentence should be enough for anyone but then my Dad sees Jacob on the phone. My Dad decides to let it go right over Jacob's shoulder into the phone just to razz Jacob.

BUT

Jacob finishes up, hangs up and turns to Dad and starts screaming and yelling!

Turns out Jacob was leaving a phone message for the sister missionaries in his ward!!!!

BUT

I can't let well enough alone. I walk into Tres' office (Tres knows nothing of all of this mind you) and Jacob is sitting there doing nothing. I turn to Tres and say:

"So I guess there is a really weird creepy guy who lives over in the Neely ward area."(Jacob slinks down in his chair).

"I was just at Oak Tree Park and I ran into the sister missionaries."

(Jacob pulls the brim of his hat down)

"Yeah they said some creepy dude left a huge burp on their answering machine. Sick huh?"

Jacob, yells, pulls his hat off and throws it across the room. He screams, "I hate you DAD!"

Tres looks at him and says"What's wrong with you?"

He explodes, "That guys was Meeeee!"

Then he explains the story in it's glory for us and I finally lean over to him as Tres and I are laughing our butts off and say "Jacob I'm just messin' with you, I knew the story. I haven't talked to the missionaries, so it's gonna be ok!!" Then we really start laughing!!

He looks at me and groans loudly, "UGHHHHHH! Roseanne!!"

HAHAHA! It's nice to know your never to old to play a prank on your younger brother!!