AND wouldn't ya know it my favorite Baptist down the street, ya know the one our community had to call the cops on for his 50 ft high leaf burning bonfire, the one that constantly fights with his neighbor... Ya that guy, well, He left us a nice present again!
When we came to his door, he was all "happy, giggly smiles", telling our kids how cute they were. Then he handed them each this cartoon publication, and nothing else.
Here's my favorite page:
Thanks so much for telling my children that "The Devil will kidnap them because they deserve to go to Hell" with your happy little book and, oh goody, it's illustrated!"Happy giggly smiles", right back atcha dude! *smaking my forehead*
Sarcastically yours,
Mommy Bear
Social tip of the day:
Telling someone else's kids that they deserve to go to Hell for being born... not OK in the U.S. of A.
5 comments:
This only confirms my belief that America is largely inhabited by nut cases.
douche bag. oh, sorry-this is a family blog.
d-bag.
holy crap! i agree with BA
Wow... unbelievable.
nothing like a little
"I'm already saved and don't have to do a dang thing to get into heaven..but really I do have to do something, because I'm handing out disturbing literature to young little heathens that live on my street...If I can't find more income for my pastor, than I'm off the Christmas card list"
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