Friday the 13th...

WEEEll, after keeping you all in the dark for a while I thought I'd write again. It's hard to pick and choose what from my life I'm willing to share with you weekly....

So let it just suffice to say I had to open up the medicine cabinet today and take a large dose of reality to wash down some really dry humble pie.

The only way to finish that off is with a lot of funny sayings from my kids!

Grant crying from stepping in like 12 bullhead stickers says to me while still crying, "Mom, am I going to die?"





Ben at Zack's 4th grade musical observes that Zack has to dance with a girl. So he announces firmly and slowly "What - The - Heck?"


Grant upon hearing Zack's 4th grade sing Route 66 realizes he's come of age by saying, "Mom I'm a big boy! I know this song!"

My convo with Abby today on the way to school is as follows:




Abs (out of the blue)- "Some mothers hate their daughters. And then they get a gun and shoot them and they get killed."

Me (not sure what to say)- "Abigail, I'm sure that doesn't really happen."

Abigail- "Some bad guys just dress up as mothers and then get a gun.."

Me (I interrupt) "No they can't Abby because Mothers are beautiful and bad guys are ugly."
Abs "They can just put on make up to not be ugly."

Me (exasperated)"Let's just talk about something else... Something not about death..."


My convo with her on the way home:

Abs: Mom, my nuts hurt.

Me: Honey, your a girl, you don't have nuts.

Abs: Oh. Mary Ann said I have nuts.

Me: She probably said you are nuts, there is a difference.