Sunday, December 03, 2006

Kids say the darndest things?? Nooo, Never..

Well, with all the cute kids stories piling up I thought I'd write them down.

Grant being a boy of few words still has his little antics sharp. If you say "Merry Christmas" he turns to you and says "HO HO HO!"


That's Cute, BUT Then There is ABIGAIL!!!
It all started when Abigail made a confession to Uncle Jake on the way down from Utah. We were at a Wendy's and I had left to go to the restroom. I came back to Jake chuckling. He told me what she said (in his little girl voice) "My Mommy has to wipe her big booty."

...Nice....

Speaking of confessions,
Ben told my Grandma a funny one last week when asked about his potty trouble with having a UTI (urinary tract infection). He said that his "bladder has a confession."

Then, last week Ben was playing with a funnel. He turned to Mom and said "I really like funnels." Then his eyes brightened up with a revelation "They are called funnels because they are so fun!"

Of coarse Zack isn't going to let everyone else hog all the lexicon laughter. For Thanksgiving Zack kicked an ant hill over and saw that the ants were not so happy about it. I think he wanted to find the word "ballistic" to describe the ants but instead said, "These ants are going sarcastic!"

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